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Holy Bra, Batman! | Print |  E-mail
Written by Chris J. Magyar   
Wednesday, 09 July 2008

A 19-year-old British hotel receptionist walked around all day with a baby bat in her bra .

It was not until her lunch break, at midday when she felt a strange movement inside her bra, which had been hanging on her washing line the previous night.

"I plucked up the courage to investigate and I pulled out a little baby bat. I just lost my breath when I saw it and I did not know what it was at first," she said.

The teenager's general manager freed the bat in the hotel garden.

Possible punch lines:

1) Victoria's Secret has sued over infringement of their WonderBat design.

2) Her younger sister had a similar incident a few days later with a robin.

3) Ever since the incident, her breasts are allergic to garlic.

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Penelope Brown  - additional Bat bra headlines   |Administrator |07-10-2008 07:06
avatar Baby bat happy in its breast nest
Vampire bat had plenty to suck on!

Victoria
Secret cancel new ELVIRA designs

Sorry Chris, I just had to pitch in.
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A ELN  - SCI - FI 2009 BLUNDER     |75.36.251.xxx |07-30-2008 23:13
Science Fiction is so so irrelevant to this months cinematography even
though we're in summer   the show offerings in community theatrics
are coming out with a host of shows so its like BATMAN should have
been released a couple of years from now because there's not appeal left
for it.
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