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Written by Chris J. Magyar   
Thursday, 21 February 2008

May I be catty for a moment? Good. I don't get Jessica Alba. Not that hot, and totally dead behind the eyes, as if she's a CGI creation instead of a real actress. Nothing displays it more than a misguided photo shoot commissioned by Latina magazine, in which Alba is photographed in various vintage horror poses and then dropped side by side next to the real actresses . The results are unintentionally hilarious. She looks more like Macauley Culkin in Home Alone than Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby, and I've never seen anyone look more like a mannequin than that Drew Barrymore impression. Even in still photographs, she can't act.

Luckily for her, it was only the second-most egregious case of wrong-headed celebrity impersonation by a floundering starlet this week . 

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